Now, I know what you must be thinking: podcasts are a pretty weird thing to become addicted to. But seriously, readers, I just can’t stop tuning in – I’m hooked!

Everyone has a favourite villain, a character you just can’t help but love to hate. In no particular order, here are my top picks for British villains who really stole the show.

Picture the scene. It is the middle of the night and an excited little girl is waiting in a long queue outside a bookshop.

I love chocolate. In fact, if I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it would definitely be chocolate.