This is a really weird one! Can you write a caption for this fruity photo? 

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SweetCandy26 1 February, 2017 - 15:07

Orange: Oh darling! You smell so good...
Lemon: That means that I'm not beatiful?
Orange: No, I haven't got my eyes... I've dropped them...
Lemon: Yea, I've dropped them... too.. (said with whispering)
Orange: Can I go?
Lemon: Where?
Orange: To find my eyes!
Lemon: Oh, ok.

Five days later...
Orange: Lemon!
Lemon: Orange!
Orange: Have you found your eyes, dear?
Lemon: No, and you, have you found your?
Orange: Me neither...
Lemon: Let's sit on this bench.
Orange: Let's do it.
Lemon: Come on, let's sit here forever and ever and ever 'till we find our eyes! We will stay together forever!
Orange: Together!

This picture shows this romantic pair sitting forever and ever...

Like, please!))))

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Ken 3 February, 2017 - 13:54

Ha ha ha, it's a romantic story! I like it, SweetCandy!
You know what? Love is blind! And I think lemon juice and orange juice go well => taste good!
(≧∇≦)ヾ(⌒(ノシ >ω<)ノシ

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f982d 19 December, 2016 - 19:19

Lemon-;
Screaming(eeeeehaya)
Orange; what happend Darling??
Lemon; something bitting on my back.
Orange; just turn over, let me check it out.
Oranged grabed it & laughed (hahahhaha)
Darling it was my friend, the 1 & only tiny aunt. Dont worry i wiped it away.

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hadia 29 November, 2016 - 13:42

Lemon : Your Smile's not cute.
Orange: How come you know
. You don't have eyes?!!!
Lemon: How can you say that when you yourself don't have either.
Orange: Arghhh!!

Caption: Annoying.....very very Annoying.

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Ken 21 October, 2016 - 09:47

Haha!
Precisely speaking, Orange should say; Oh.... I ha lost it! (no way, bilabials...)!
_(´ω`_)⌒)_ )〜 wait wait my li(p)s...!!

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Ken 21 October, 2016 - 09:54

You know what, my leaves never leave.
More briefly, they are not on leave.
(( ༎ຶ ◡︎༎ຶ)Life is fantastic....

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thaobiu25 10 July, 2016 - 14:39

"In a beautiful day on a beautiful chair."
Orange: Hmmm.. I wish I can say something right now.
Lemon: Uhhh, I see .. What!! You are talking with me?!
Orange: Oh gosh!! It's so unbelievable that we are talking with each other!!
Lemon: :]] It is a magic appearing here.
Orange: yah.. is it a crazy knife being closer to us?
Lemon: keep silent, dude .
*What happened next??
Oh?, its just a dream. Well, open the eyes because that dream comes true :))

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Elsa007 28 June, 2016 - 13:45

Lemon: Hey, Orange, can you say tongue twisters?
Orange: Just a little.
Lemon: Aha, I know you have no chance to say this one: "Peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper; peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked;. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,. Where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked"
....Because you have no lips!!! ✨
Orange: How (v)icious you are! It's bullying!! I can just say "SOS"!!

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Elsa007 29 April, 2016 - 13:58

L.: Hey, Orange! What do you have on your head?
O.: Oh, that's my belly button! Where's yours?
L.: Well..., mine is on the crown of my head, too! Chan you see that?
O.: Nope! So you've got green belly button piercing earrings!?
L.: Haha... you have a gracious look without any accessories!
O: Oh... bashful♬

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Snow_P 28 April, 2016 - 19:46

L.: Hey, Orange! What a nice haircut!
O.: You're being ironic, aren't you?!
L.: Heh!
O.: You're so sweet! I like your eyes, by the way!
L.: Wait, WHAAT?!
O.: You began.

*¬* Hahahahh...

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Ken 23 April, 2016 - 11:12

Aha hahahaha......!
◖ฺ|⌯˃̶₎₃₍˂̶ ॣ|◗·˳♪⁎˚♫
You're genius, Cheat_Mode_2006!
Maybe, more genius than Albert Einstein!

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