The lemon : Hi orange what's up ?
The orange : Hey lemon ! nothing special I was just .... wait ! how are we speaking ?? fruits can't speak !
The lemon : what ! that's nuts ! who told you that ?
The orange : well , the humans expect us to be quite .
The lemon : maybe that's just because they don't know that we can speak .
The orange : be quite ! don't speak ! nobody should find out about this !
The lemon : why ?
A human : Hey ! speaking fruits !
The orange : ( sighs ) because of this ! okay ?
Lemon: Wow! You look gorgeous!! What a beautiful nose job!
Orange: Thank you! (*ꆤ.̫ꆤ*) .....OMG! You, too?? Your perfect face-lift looks younger! What a wrinkle-free beautiful face!! <3
Lemon: Thank you so much! Your brilliant comment makes me feel motivated to do more nip-and-tuck!!
Orange: Wow! Let's get more compliments from others until we're nearly recognizable!
•ू(ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷*•ू) )੭ु⁾
Lemon: Nay! Nope! nope!
Orange: Don't worry! Let's have a go!
Lemon: I don't really want to do that. How can you help me?
Orange: Well, I'll go with you. Come on!
Narrator: They begin to be curious about their round heads which seem to be tough in a head-butting like a head-sumo. It's good to give rein to their imagination although without eyes. ;)
Orange: Oh darling! You smell so good...
Lemon: That means that I'm not beatiful?
Orange: No, I haven't got my eyes... I've dropped them...
Lemon: Yea, I've dropped them... too.. (said with whispering)
Orange: Can I go?
Lemon: Where?
Orange: To find my eyes!
Lemon: Oh, ok.
Five days later...
Orange: Lemon!
Lemon: Orange!
Orange: Have you found your eyes, dear?
Lemon: No, and you, have you found your?
Orange: Me neither...
Lemon: Let's sit on this bench.
Orange: Let's do it.
Lemon: Come on, let's sit here forever and ever and ever 'till we find our eyes! We will stay together forever!
Orange: Together!
This picture shows this romantic pair sitting forever and ever...
Ha ha ha, it's a romantic story! I like it, SweetCandy!
You know what? Love is blind! And I think lemon juice and orange juice go well => taste good!
(≧∇≦)ヾ(⌒(ﾉｼ >ω<)ﾉｼ
Lemon-;
Screaming(eeeeehaya)
Orange; what happend Darling??
Lemon; something bitting on my back.
Orange; just turn over, let me check it out.
Oranged grabed it & laughed (hahahhaha)
Darling it was my friend, the 1 & only tiny aunt. Dont worry i wiped it away.
Lemon : Your Smile's not cute.
Orange: How come you know
. You don't have eyes?!!!
Lemon: How can you say that when you yourself don't have either.
Orange: Arghhh!!
Lemon: Wait a sec, how did you talk without lips, genius?
Orange: Errr... Magic? :b
Lemon: Hey, you can't leave without listening to my talk! Been practising for eleven months, ya'know!
Orange: Oh sweet-and-crisp-chese-crackers!
Comments
i always laugh out loud when i see that picture! so funny!! :D
Do you want to know how they became to a lemon and an orange?????
........You said, Yes.
OKAY, I am going to tell you.
..................They ate lots of lemons and oranges. Then they became to like this.
Talking lemons
Orange: You're ugly, father.
Lemon: Are you talking about you?
Orange: No, you smelly old no-eyed lemon dad.
Lemon: I'm sure your talking about you.
My favorite kind of pain is in mu stomach when my friends make me laugh so hard.
Laughing with a friend, is the best kind of laughing there is.
The lemon : Hi orange what's up ?
The orange : Hey lemon ! nothing special I was just .... wait ! how are we speaking ?? fruits can't speak !
The lemon : what ! that's nuts ! who told you that ?
The orange : well , the humans expect us to be quite .
The lemon : maybe that's just because they don't know that we can speak .
The orange : be quite ! don't speak ! nobody should find out about this !
The lemon : why ?
A human : Hey ! speaking fruits !
The orange : ( sighs ) because of this ! okay ?
The lemon whats to eat the orange!!! Cannibalism!!!!!!!!
when fruits take care of their teeth, we are even lazy to brush our teeth
The green leave is telling a comedy story
The other: hahaha your story is crazy and funny
Let's smooch...or as we say in Italy "limoniamo?"
Lemon: Wow! You look gorgeous!! What a beautiful nose job!
Orange: Thank you! (*ꆤ.̫ꆤ*) .....OMG! You, too?? Your perfect face-lift looks younger! What a wrinkle-free beautiful face!! <3
Lemon: Thank you so much! Your brilliant comment makes me feel motivated to do more nip-and-tuck!!
Orange: Wow! Let's get more compliments from others until we're nearly recognizable!
•ू(ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷*•ू) )੭ु⁾
Haha!You are funny
I think my friend is a lemon, judging from its teeth alignment!
(◍´͈ꈊ`͈◍)
It's not for nothing but I think my friend is an orange...
Lemon: Nay! Nope! nope!
Orange: Don't worry! Let's have a go!
Lemon: I don't really want to do that. How can you help me?
Orange: Well, I'll go with you. Come on!
Narrator: They begin to be curious about their round heads which seem to be tough in a head-butting like a head-sumo. It's good to give rein to their imagination although without eyes. ;)
Aah.......(both open their mouth wide)
Twinkling white teeth.
Want them too?
Brush daily. ;)
Orange: Oh darling! You smell so good...
Lemon: That means that I'm not beatiful?
Orange: No, I haven't got my eyes... I've dropped them...
Lemon: Yea, I've dropped them... too.. (said with whispering)
Orange: Can I go?
Lemon: Where?
Orange: To find my eyes!
Lemon: Oh, ok.
Five days later...
Orange: Lemon!
Lemon: Orange!
Orange: Have you found your eyes, dear?
Lemon: No, and you, have you found your?
Orange: Me neither...
Lemon: Let's sit on this bench.
Orange: Let's do it.
Lemon: Come on, let's sit here forever and ever and ever 'till we find our eyes! We will stay together forever!
Orange: Together!
This picture shows this romantic pair sitting forever and ever...
Like, please!))))
Ha ha ha, it's a romantic story! I like it, SweetCandy!
You know what? Love is blind! And I think lemon juice and orange juice go well => taste good!
(≧∇≦)ヾ(⌒(ﾉｼ >ω<)ﾉｼ
And that is true! Thank you for your vote and reply!
Oh thank you sooo much for your reply!
Lemon-;
Screaming(eeeeehaya)
Orange; what happend Darling??
Lemon; something bitting on my back.
Orange; just turn over, let me check it out.
Oranged grabed it & laughed (hahahhaha)
Darling it was my friend, the 1 & only tiny aunt. Dont worry i wiped it away.
We just brushed our teeth with Colgate.
Smile widely. Yay!! :D
Lemon : Your Smile's not cute.
Orange: How come you know
. You don't have eyes?!!!
Lemon: How can you say that when you yourself don't have either.
Orange: Arghhh!!
Caption: Annoying.....very very Annoying.
Lemon: Where are your lips?
Orange: Oh.... I have lost it. Hey there they are. Catch it!
Lemon: Run!
HAHAHAHA
Lemon: Wait a sec, how did you talk without lips, genius?
Orange: Errr... Magic? :b
Lemon: Hey, you can't leave without listening to my talk! Been practising for eleven months, ya'know!
Orange: Oh sweet-and-crisp-chese-crackers!
Lemon; No lips, no kiss!? ✨
Orange: Don't know romance......
orange: yo where your eyes bro ?
lemon : i dont know maybe it at where it at
Oh, I made a mistake!
(w)ait (w)ait (m)y li(p)s!
8 8 I lis(p)！
Haha!
Precisely speaking, Orange should say; Oh.... I ha lost it! (no way, bilabials...)!
_(´ω`_)⌒)_ ）〜 wait wait my li(p)s...!!
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