This is a really weird one! Can you write a caption for this fruity photo? 

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empty 23 July, 2019 - 08:28

The lemon : Hi orange what's up ?
The orange : Hey lemon ! nothing special I was just .... wait ! how are we speaking ?? fruits can't speak !
The lemon : what ! that's nuts ! who told you that ?
The orange : well , the humans expect us to be quite .
The lemon : maybe that's just because they don't know that we can speak .
The orange : be quite ! don't speak ! nobody should find out about this !
The lemon : why ?
A human : Hey ! speaking fruits !
The orange : ( sighs ) because of this ! okay ?

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Ken 1 March, 2018 - 03:00

Lemon: Wow! You look gorgeous!! What a beautiful nose job!
Orange: Thank you! (*ꆤ.̫ꆤ*) .....OMG! You, too?? Your perfect face-lift looks younger! What a wrinkle-free beautiful face!! <3
Lemon: Thank you so much! Your brilliant comment makes me feel motivated to do more nip-and-tuck!!
Orange: Wow! Let's get more compliments from others until we're nearly recognizable!
•ू(ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷*•ू) ​ )੭ु⁾

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Elsa007 8 June, 2017 - 02:38

Lemon: Nay! Nope! nope!
Orange: Don't worry! Let's have a go!
Lemon: I don't really want to do that. How can you help me?
Orange: Well, I'll go with you. Come on!

Narrator: They begin to be curious about their round heads which seem to be tough in a head-butting like a head-sumo. It's good to give rein to their imagination although without eyes. ;)

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hadia 2 June, 2017 - 16:32

Aah.......(both open their mouth wide)
Twinkling white teeth.
Want them too?
Brush daily. ;)

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SweetCandy26 1 February, 2017 - 15:07

Orange: Oh darling! You smell so good...
Lemon: That means that I'm not beatiful?
Orange: No, I haven't got my eyes... I've dropped them...
Lemon: Yea, I've dropped them... too.. (said with whispering)
Orange: Can I go?
Lemon: Where?
Orange: To find my eyes!
Lemon: Oh, ok.

Five days later...
Orange: Lemon!
Lemon: Orange!
Orange: Have you found your eyes, dear?
Lemon: No, and you, have you found your?
Orange: Me neither...
Lemon: Let's sit on this bench.
Orange: Let's do it.
Lemon: Come on, let's sit here forever and ever and ever 'till we find our eyes! We will stay together forever!
Orange: Together!

This picture shows this romantic pair sitting forever and ever...

Like, please!))))

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Ken 3 February, 2017 - 13:54

Ha ha ha, it's a romantic story! I like it, SweetCandy!
You know what? Love is blind! And I think lemon juice and orange juice go well => taste good!
(≧∇≦)ヾ(⌒(ノシ >ω<)ノシ

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f982d 19 December, 2016 - 19:19

Lemon-;
Screaming(eeeeehaya)
Orange; what happend Darling??
Lemon; something bitting on my back.
Orange; just turn over, let me check it out.
Oranged grabed it & laughed (hahahhaha)
Darling it was my friend, the 1 & only tiny aunt. Dont worry i wiped it away.

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hadia 29 November, 2016 - 13:42

Lemon : Your Smile's not cute.
Orange: How come you know
. You don't have eyes?!!!
Lemon: How can you say that when you yourself don't have either.
Orange: Arghhh!!

Caption: Annoying.....very very Annoying.

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najdabucan 20 October, 2016 - 19:37

Lemon: Where are your lips?
Orange: Oh.... I have lost it. Hey there they are. Catch it!
Lemon: Run!
HAHAHAHA

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catastrophe 1 June, 2017 - 11:15

Lemon: Wait a sec, how did you talk without lips, genius?
Orange: Errr... Magic? :b
Lemon: Hey, you can't leave without listening to my talk! Been practising for eleven months, ya'know!
Orange: Oh sweet-and-crisp-chese-crackers!

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Ken 21 October, 2016 - 09:47

Haha!
Precisely speaking, Orange should say; Oh.... I ha lost it! (no way, bilabials...)!
_(´ω`_)⌒)_ )〜 wait wait my li(p)s...!!

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Ken 21 October, 2016 - 09:54

You know what, my leaves never leave.
More briefly, they are not on leave.
(( ༎ຶ ◡︎༎ຶ)Life is fantastic....

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